tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47306391406252735802012-02-16T02:37:13.072-05:00No one is listening until you fart.SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.comBlogger1271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-20037539617613118712012-02-01T13:48:00.002-05:002012-02-01T13:48:56.220-05:00
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-8934849086880931132012-01-04T10:24:00.002-05:002012-01-04T10:24:29.858-05:00Be Honest with yourself
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-38141665061847875722011-11-08T15:44:00.004-05:002011-11-08T15:50:17.810-05:00Behaving Badly
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-36684572053429844682011-08-22T09:57:00.002-04:002011-08-22T09:57:28.979-04:00Monday...........
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-72917962560054381072011-08-18T13:19:00.001-04:002011-08-18T13:19:49.438-04:00Just so your aware
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-30718273059720305392011-08-01T12:31:00.000-04:002011-08-01T12:31:32.746-04:00No one cares about your F*cking Baby Bump
36 week baby bump
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-29519921316865383242011-01-05T15:36:00.002-05:002011-01-05T15:36:11.790-05:00Do It
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-50969315764418506192010-10-19T14:57:00.000-04:002010-10-19T14:57:20.416-04:00Today..
Is it possible to have scroll mouse wheel finger? (does anyone know what I'm talking about?)
Can you beleive how much cell phone lying goes on? You're standing next to someone at the mall but you hear them tell the person their on the phone with "Oh I'm at church" huh???
My girlfriend said last year she didn't "masturbate" the turkey enough.... really? You don't mean basting the turkey?
varSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-51274992426739771862010-09-30T15:15:00.000-04:002010-09-30T15:15:54.378-04:00
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Marilyn Monroe
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"Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital."
Quant, Mary
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"At least I'm not delusional, I know I am crazy" he says.......
Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
Flagpole Sitta Lyrics
Artist(Band):Harvey Danger
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The Chillow: It's for Real
A cold pillow. I hadn't recently thought about how good it feels until a Facebook friend "liked" a group named something along the lines of "I flip the pillow over at night to the cool side". It reminded me of that simple joy — something I do quite a lot but don't really think about. Turns out, there's a pillow — called the "Chillow" — that's made to stay cool SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-19131568934587297512010-09-03T14:11:00.000-04:002010-09-03T14:11:40.042-04:00Our Lady of the Bath Tub
Religion at it's finest....
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-21032350833970732132010-08-26T11:56:00.001-04:002010-08-26T11:56:37.757-04:002 Min distraction...........
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-475893163824930052010-08-25T12:36:00.000-04:002010-08-25T12:36:27.721-04:0026 to Life..
Why are some women screamers? I don't get it
Is Phillippe the Big Red Dog the spainish version of Clifford the Big Red Dog??
I have to decipher texts from my older parents b/c although they know how they can't see the letters on the keys.
Going to play mini golf with a housekeeper............. I caught her cleaning the green!
Why are American's still "hiking" the borders of countries thatSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-23027259086367610892010-08-24T13:49:00.000-04:002010-08-24T13:49:19.547-04:00Chillaxing....
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-11045146017463400962010-08-04T15:15:00.000-04:002010-08-04T15:15:24.615-04:00Crazy Bitch
I am just a crazy bitch running my mouth. I guarantee no accuracy whatsoever, I also suggest you read what I write at your own risk. I take no responsibility for anything on this page. By reading this blog, you take all responsibility for any feelings that are hurt, or offense taken. No one I talk about is real, and any similarities to someone who really exists are purely coincidental.
var SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-77836131502230136112010-08-04T12:33:00.000-04:002010-08-04T12:33:59.949-04:00Guilted Into it
He was so magnetic, he couldn't carry credit cards....
I am so tired of "Baby Bump" pictures. We get it you're prego! We get it your belly gets bigger every month!
(217):
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Will be camping this long weekend (for RI-ers)
I have a friend who SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-59399815719778299142010-07-21T09:58:00.000-04:002010-07-21T09:58:06.079-04:00Why jail would suit me
Favorite food: Bread & Water
Solitary Room ALL BY MYSELF
As much time for reading as my heart desires
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It’s, well, uh, a purple, satin, keepsake bag for your positive at-home pregnancy test.
As the site explains, it’s for when you would like to “Remember the moment you knew …”
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Squirrels and Monkeys must be the acrobatst of the Animal Kingdom. And if thats true then 15 year old boys must have the worst breath.
Uneducated Hiney = dumbass
She had some trouble with herself.........
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It should have been a single malt Monday.
Do you know why people wear "tightie whities".......................because they're comfortable
Fortune favors the bold......Virgil
SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-71774934011573879182010-07-02T15:38:00.000-04:002010-07-02T15:38:31.887-04:00Old Skool
Everyone is trying so hard to be different. Especially when naming their kids. Why not go old skool.
Bruno
Guadalupe
Manuel
Olga
Gaston
Esperanza
Warren
Angela
Teo
Gilbert
Blanche
Paddy
Elias
Or why not just go back to spelling the names correctly? Instead of Kelli with an I
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cli·ché /kliˈʃeɪ, klɪ-/ Show Spelled[klee-shey, kli-]
–noun
1. a trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse, as sadder but wiser, or strong as an ox.
2. (in art, literature, drama, etc.) a trite or hackneyed plot, character development, use of color, musicalSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-20257807935034952932010-06-30T15:15:00.002-04:002010-06-30T15:15:42.360-04:00Well
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-59758602031603180392010-06-29T12:50:00.000-04:002010-06-29T12:50:37.497-04:00Getting Political
The dumbing down of America has been going on for years. However when I can answer the final Jeopardy question every night, for a week, without really having to think about it, uuuhhhh yea that's really dumbing it down!
I have a solution to the immigration problem. Bartering! I don't care who comes here as long as we can kick some stupid ones out. 1 for 1 trade.
I have also solved the war SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-20106343704396491512010-06-18T10:30:00.001-04:002010-06-18T10:33:15.270-04:00The DressI saw a small swatch of it.
Description: Airy white material with big lime green and yellow roses on it, with huge splotches of black and white leopard print. Oh PS lots of green squence too.
My stream of consciouness was....
OMG Horrible.
Don't be so quick to judge.
You hate it b/c it's hers.
It's just a small swatch, maybe if I saw the whole dress it would be nicer.
A whole dress of it?SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-75667374693090741842010-06-17T07:54:00.001-04:002010-06-17T07:54:00.842-04:00Not every girl wants to grow up to look like Barbie....
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-73914470499259563802010-06-16T12:28:00.000-04:002010-06-16T12:28:19.751-04:00Shout Out to Minardi SUCKER...................Can you guess where I am off to my lovelies?
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Why do lists make us feel so good to make? (Especially Women!)
You feel organized, determined, and by checking just one thing off of said list gives a huge senes of accomplishment? It seems silly, its actually just another step before completing the actual tasks at hand, but something about the crossing off makes you feel like your getting a gold star in grade school. Is the list proof of your SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-5324555528606469272010-06-10T12:49:00.000-04:002010-06-10T12:49:39.249-04:00On my mind....
Butter Churners porbably give good hand jobs.
What if there isn't a "Master Plan?"
Do atheists say 'God Bless You' when you sneeze?
It took a 15 year old to ask "Why don't they jsut make all dog toys black and white?"
I am on my churches bazaar committee, I am the yougest by 20 years. For the past 2 years I was the newbie, therefore didn't make waves with new ideas and such. However I have SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-76397026147809246522010-06-09T11:08:00.000-04:002010-06-09T11:08:46.147-04:00Fall off my tounge
Dear Swear Words,
Thank You nothing comign out of my mouth, nothing is quite as satisfying!
You are so sweet I think I might be addicted.
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–adjective
1.lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.
2.without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious: a vapid party; vapid conversation.
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Madness takes its toll, please have exact change!
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-71255832029272517112010-05-17T13:22:00.000-04:002010-05-17T13:22:24.778-04:00Reasons Why You Don't take a 15 yr Old Boy Food Shopping
This is what we do in the produce section.
Drive the cart like he's at the Daytona 500
Muchies much?SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-28030492861976209462010-05-14T10:49:00.000-04:002010-05-14T10:49:05.509-04:00
Why is drinking out of a straw so much fun?
If they have drive-thru wedding chapels why not drive-thru funeral palors?
Sure sign of getting old. PRACTICAL SHOES.....
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So we're just going to get right to the point with this post, because no graceful intro or set up can counterbalance the idea behind this new product. It's called the "Better Marriage Blanket" and that's only because calling it "The Fart Trapping Blanket" seems well... too obvious.
The Better Marriage Blanket retails between $29.99 and $59.99 (Twin-King) and is available in white and beige SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-33586602369235999462010-05-05T11:30:00.000-04:002010-05-05T11:30:11.116-04:00Oh Well
Could Burlington Coat Factory be any more "ethnic?"
For that matter could Wal-Mart be anymore "retarded?"
Tried to show my father a picture on my cell phone. I handed it to him, he picked it up and said hello?
The level of hippies, vegans, pet lovers here at the zoo always blows my mind and the extreme to which they go.
Ok so have I offended enough people here today?
Seniors -- Check
SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-44598905885488098462010-05-03T14:04:00.000-04:002010-05-03T14:04:48.876-04:00Huh? Who? What?
Iphone period calendar? Really?
FEATURES:
♥ DISCREET icon name "iP"
♥ PREDICTS your future 12 periods
♥ Predicts ovulation and fertility
♥ ALERTS you when your period is expected or late... in-app and EMAIL!
♥ Records SYMPTOMS as often as every day (flow, cramps, spotting and love connections)
♥ Tracks MOODS (choose from 33!)
♥ 4 user-defined icons labeled as you choose (headaches, fatigueSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-36725957147933953742010-04-28T10:45:00.000-04:002010-04-28T10:45:56.759-04:00My kind of sicko.....
Is it just because I am a Yankee that I hate the word Y'all?
Could the perscription drugs commericals get any more pathetic?
Driving into work this morning, I pass by a mental hospital. the car in front of me is turning into the parking lot.The license plate? NOTWEL! My kind of sicko.....
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In the car w/ Mom the other day.
Radio station is on and says Adult Hits under it.
Mom: Is this Adult Industry music?
Me: No mom its just Lite Rock 105. its just classified as adult hits. its not porn music.
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Sign at a liquor store: Get your Summer Ale while it lasts.
Mom: What do they think I am stupid, you can get beer year round, its not going to run out. Thier always trying toSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-13389873760918299802010-04-20T08:59:00.000-04:002010-04-20T08:59:01.735-04:00Tuesday
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I was taught not to be a bum.
However I wasn't told how much work mediocrity is.SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-37787767974689348132010-04-09T15:16:00.000-04:002010-04-09T15:16:19.977-04:00Best $2 ever spent.
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Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings...
We simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick...
We are flexible like that.
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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus (oh my lordy it's that...)
It's that kind of mornin'
Really was that kind of night
Tryin' to tell myself that my SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-56374647547036656022010-03-26T10:02:00.000-04:002010-03-26T10:02:34.021-04:00Hey DJ
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Beauty Queens should be dumb. People have come to expect it. I get dissappointed when they are not. When God is passing out gifts you can't be drop dead gorgeous and smart?
SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-35356285353769445182010-03-25T14:19:00.000-04:002010-03-25T14:19:54.323-04:00Hell should be nice this time of year
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Dear Religious Creeper, (or do you prefer Scriptural Lurker? Oh Well)
I thought I would quote the Koran for you, as you are quoting King James Bible for me. However has SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-5090264194156670012010-03-25T10:06:00.000-04:002010-03-25T10:06:42.487-04:00The Zoo and Conservation Efforts?????
I realize its not a great picture. But read carefully. (That is the front and back of the box.) SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-8311870684216021912010-03-24T11:06:00.000-04:002010-03-24T11:06:04.458-04:00Get your drink on....
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And its only Wednesday
Job Posting:
Medical Examiners' Agent
Duties and Responsibilities:
To be responsible for assisting in the performance of post-mortem examinations, SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-53327688930135585112010-03-22T13:49:00.000-04:002010-03-22T13:49:46.437-04:00The Bestest Ever
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The Brain: Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?
Pinky: Oh practice Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-82573904531172020592010-03-19T11:46:00.001-04:002010-03-22T13:30:26.980-04:00Ok You Win Scriptural Lurker
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I actually "read" one of your very long comments!
So let me see if I get this right...You want me to be open to God's surprises? (and I quote)
Your Heavenly Father wants to SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-26399898161414880252010-03-17T12:04:00.000-04:002010-03-17T12:04:28.306-04:00Maybe Some Day.....
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-77182352920501828982010-03-15T14:44:00.000-04:002010-03-15T14:44:55.997-04:00The Holy Land Experience
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The Holy Land Experience brings together the sights and sounds of the world of the Bible in a unique and interactive way unlike anywhere else.
It is a living, biblical museum SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-44224384431826055512010-03-15T12:05:00.002-04:002010-03-15T12:05:40.489-04:00This Ones For You Creeper!
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-39855740294731283952010-03-12T15:33:00.000-05:002010-03-12T15:33:38.548-05:00Dear Religious Comment Creeper,
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Why are you commenting on my posts, if you think I am evil? Can I help you out with something? What would you like me to take away from your comments?
Should I repent and SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-15266049384697833442010-03-12T11:14:00.000-05:002010-03-12T11:14:12.986-05:00Ewwww
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Is pubes dried on the bar soap the most disgusting thing to see first thing in the morning?
My girlfriend's kids used a racial slur at school (nothing too bad please don't SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-59659145019963984872010-03-10T10:07:00.000-05:002010-03-10T10:07:09.233-05:00If Only
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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-53892374122642312852010-03-08T14:38:00.001-05:002010-03-08T14:39:59.679-05:00Oh Mama
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Nothing like a little Mama Cass to get you through..... (Maybe you should even close your eyes.....)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWZfKcYlefE
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This is a version of a Rubiks Cube I really like. I figure I will put my husbands face on it and when he pisses me off I can deform him.
A Twlight themed Urn? Really?
I SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-88336968831631559592010-03-03T12:27:00.002-05:002010-03-03T12:27:30.400-05:00LJ Shout Out
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-47070231920724366542010-03-01T14:31:00.000-05:002010-03-01T14:31:26.904-05:00Simply Stated
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It's simple. when his lips are on my clitoris I want to marry him. When they are speaking I want to kill him.SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-1540940474875959382010-02-26T10:27:00.000-05:002010-02-26T10:27:32.392-05:00You're killing me Smalls
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What is it with tweens, teens, and people who are too old to do so, taking all the pics of themselves in the mirror with their cell phones? It's annoying. Do you not SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-27976816904876572812010-02-26T10:01:00.000-05:002010-02-26T10:01:04.535-05:00In the Age of Customization
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(Rolls Royce of Caskets?)
(Casket Art?)
(Do you see the ad to the left its for sale)
(Need I say more?)
(A little Sad no?)
(Really all that work to rot in the ground?)
(StarSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-1876329660638244232010-02-24T15:48:00.000-05:002010-02-24T15:48:44.292-05:00Another Debate
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I had a friend write to me and say that she went to a funeral yesterday and had a really good time.
Question is...... is it ok to have a good time at a funeral? She didn't saySChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-22549906948934692742010-02-23T11:24:00.000-05:002010-02-23T11:24:56.955-05:00Mondays should just be called National Damage Control Day
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The definition of Ingenuity................
TFLN: I just packed a bowl SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-61283548979174763432010-02-19T16:02:00.000-05:002010-02-19T16:02:27.514-05:00Inquiring Minds Want to Know...... TFLN
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on?
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Why don't people know the difference between yield & stop?
Why do people litter?
Why doesn't Microsoft know the word skorts but corrected me on how to spell muumuu?
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Now we live in this age of computers
They run everything in the world
and I'm a little behind on this technical climb
and you are an internet girl
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Word to the wise, Don't forget to Mental Floss each day!!!!!!!!
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Begin Busy is Seductive.....
Squirrel Gangs are bad ass!
You know you’re from RI when the most famous people from your state are Richard Hatch and Pauly D
My Co-worker SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-91066235104211777492010-02-02T16:18:00.000-05:002010-02-02T16:18:47.570-05:00I Love These Ladies!
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http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/
So Worth the Read!
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SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-28911487720829899882010-02-02T11:52:00.000-05:002010-02-02T11:52:03.317-05:00No Room for Truth on the Internet
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Manipulation is one of the most powerful tools in a lady's toolbox....... That and vagina...
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Would love to sleep with the fishes here http://www.poseidonresorts.com/poseidon_main.html
This is what the layout of the hotel looks like (it's all under water)
These areSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-50763966945451675652010-01-29T14:27:00.000-05:002010-01-29T14:27:04.026-05:00Roller DerbyAnyone else loving Roller Derby like I am right now? (could say obessed)
Vintage Roller Derby
Inspirational Photo!
Currently Recruiting
Good Philosophy
My Local Chapter
http://www.providencerollerderby.com/prdteams/the-riveters/
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This is what a Cupcake misfortune looks like!
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I think its easy to fell asleep in your own life...
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All right, let's just dive right into this stupid thing.
Recently, a professional athlete was quoted in an article as saying I made the stupidest mistake. The athlete was SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-54715375149728983172010-01-25T16:14:00.000-05:002010-01-25T16:14:15.694-05:00Same Circus Different Clowns
#1 Reason I love tanning salons? Its like my own little Easy Bake Oven.
Smells like teen spirit? No smells like teen ($3) hooker.
Why do the banks have to have commercials saying how easy bill pay is on their sites? I tell my husband it takes me hours to get through that.....
I was thinking of starting a business. Toupees of vaginas? Bald is the rage but I fig'd I'd sell little landing SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-60176275991669595982010-01-21T16:02:00.000-05:002010-01-21T16:02:48.950-05:00The Reply (read prior post first)
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I asked my GF if I could post her email here is the reply:
From: [mailto:@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:30 PM
To: [mailto:@hotmail.com]
Subject: RE: chili
SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-50926955191228769812010-01-21T15:56:00.001-05:002010-01-21T16:01:31.700-05:00Extra Pants
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I will premise this post by saying I sent my GF a funny email about a guy farting/pooping in Home Depot, crude I know (email me and I will send it to you if your interested inSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-78329714999974848832010-01-20T11:27:00.000-05:002010-01-20T11:27:02.941-05:00Another Idea Got By Me!
I knew of Divorce Parties and Divorce Cakes but this.........Divorce Gift Registries.... (http://www.nationalledger.com/ledgerpop/article_272630023.shtml)
Anytime I see a WC license plate all I can think of is Water Closet?
Why does EBay total your purchase amounts for you?
So thought for the day can people die from boredom? If so how? I'd love to hear your stories.
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Loving these Salt and Pepper Shakers called Mr. & Mrs. Muse from Jonathon Adler
Why are Argyle socks my favorite?
My girlfriend LJ is starting her own ETSY Shop I told she SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-71133775677279500602010-01-15T11:14:00.000-05:002010-01-15T11:14:51.159-05:00Observations at the mall
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I saw two (mother/dughter combo) chicks at the mall today who were wearing full winter garb. I am talking layers of scarfs, knit hats, parkas, fingerless glove etc. EverythingSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-79461389310712418452010-01-13T09:36:00.001-05:002010-01-13T09:41:23.827-05:00Nothing worse than starting your day with a Crappy Cup of Coffee. (CCC)
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I think I will need some major Botox before I am 40. Is that bad?
It occurred to me "Why do I know how to spell diarrhea?"
I was rocking out to my iTunes alone in my officeSChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-29258944438760981492010-01-11T11:39:00.000-05:002010-01-11T11:39:56.463-05:00Answers? Anyone?
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If I wrap my dog's head in a towel will they let him on the plane?
If you wear a mini skirt, and over the knee boots at 11am are you a hooker? If so does holding your mom's SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-86690805197606143382010-01-06T15:35:00.000-05:002010-01-06T15:35:56.230-05:00Favorite Not Nice Sayings
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You are literally too stupid to insult. Thank you.
I hope you die firs in the Armageddon..
I’m not SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-40634886462065611202010-01-02T11:16:00.000-05:002010-01-02T11:16:31.123-05:00Not so New Year
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Was at the Dollar Store, I am always amazed at what they sell there. But recently my world was enlightened when I noticed they sell pregnancy tests. Who is buying these here? SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-89817801284895569102009-12-22T15:24:00.000-05:002009-12-22T15:24:32.018-05:00Out of the two of us....
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I said this to a friend of mine the other day. "Out of the two of us you're the nice one." After it had left my mouth I came to the realization that I am never the "nice" one.SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-48287002434558399582009-12-16T12:52:00.001-05:002009-12-16T12:54:31.345-05:00Crazies
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Ok we have Robitussin shots now? We really needed this? Are we trying to make it easier to trip?
Speaking of that my son has asked for a incense burner for his room. First SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-18823978190562582392009-12-02T11:19:00.000-05:002009-12-02T11:19:06.965-05:00Todays Thoughts
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.
(along with cleaning out any vibrators, drugs or incriminating pictures)SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4730639140625273580.post-7267673886491415722009-11-29T19:51:00.000-05:002009-11-29T19:51:53.223-05:00New Episode
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Blonde Moment 132
Birth Control Pills
The Pack comes in 4 rows.
You start at the top and work your way down.
They make each row a different color so as not to make the SChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15845008382770349795noreply@blogger.com1